Polling Aficionado Mugs

"Yes, I know I've already asked you these questions. But, if I don't poll five people an hour, I could lose my job!"

Polling before elections

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Sir Winston Churchill

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

New Resident of Downing Street

Elections

Armageddon

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Europe and immigration.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Denazification

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

The House of Commons.

John F. Kennedy

2020 Swiss barmy knife

Joe Biden

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The Monroe Doctrine

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."