Polling Enthusiast Pillows

"We've gotten the poll results. We've crunched the numbers. We've adjusted for margin of error. He's got to shoot more ducks."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Margaret took to market research work like a natural.

"I'm from Walker's incredibly cheap polling service with a possible error of plus or minus 100%."

"Good boy."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

An informed voter is a good voter

New Resident of Downing Street

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Armageddon

Lord George brings news of the debate

Elections

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Europe and immigration.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

2020 Swiss barmy knife

Denazification

Joe Biden

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

The House of Commons.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!