Poll Addict Gifts

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

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"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

The end of election 2016

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

EU Deal

Pollster

"I'll check your circulation."

"This is gonna be great!"

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

election polling

Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

Freaking out about Trump, Letting Bush off the Hook

EU Polling Station

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

'You think economic news on TV could be adversely affecting our patient?'

Impeachment to Trump

E Pluribus Nada

'It's true that I accepted the bribe, seduced the intern, and stole the money, but I did it with the nation's best interests in mind.'

'Circus in town?' - 'Election'

The Democracy We Deserve

Trump-Putin Conspiracy Theories

How is the campaign taking shape? Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Voters like Cyclops' unique vision ... Mercury delivers his message well ... Ares has support from the defense hawks ... and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Narcissus like the support reflected in polls and loves what he sees reflected in pools!

I Know Why They Don't Know

"C-Span is our reality television."

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"