Poll Enthusiast Gifts

'Excuse me, Sir - I wonder if you'd mind helping me with a survey....?'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

"I want to 'tell it like it is' to my supporters, but what do they want to hear?"

"Good boy."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

An informed voter is a good voter

U.S. Foreign Policy

British Prime Minister

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Roe v. Wade

The Russian Election.

DUNVOTIN

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Arizona In Black

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.