Opinion Poll Enthusiast Gifts

"Geez, you're the worst focus group I've ever seen."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

"One day son,a ll this will be yours."

'According to yesterday's poll, 46% of people support having rain tomorrow while 36% are against. 24% are undecided.'

'If there was an election tomorrow...which opinion poll would you vote for?'

'They're terrible. All they're interested in is watching the "poles".'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Armageddon

New Resident of Downing Street

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Europe and immigration.

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Denazification

2020 Swiss barmy knife

The House of Commons.

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Bush farewell.

75 Years of Progress

George Papandreou.

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

The Monroe Doctrine