Opinion Poll Lovers Gifts

'Only 25 of me likes the mainstream G.O.P candidates, 25 of me likes the democratic candidates, which leaves 50 of me, that would be open to a third party or independent candidate.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Health Care Crisis table.

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

NHS Stabbing Ward

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

Election Time

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

Give up Smoking!

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Babbling Idiot

'I'm feeling a little depressed, myself -- let's go think up some feel-good legislation.'

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

Climate Change is Real

"Pew researchers!"

Frank integrates the modern, poll-driven, finger-in-the-wind brand of politics into his parenting style.

'You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote.'

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

"Surely I'm allowed an opinion!"

Medvedev playing with EU.

The Most Profitable Business In The World!

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

'According to yesterday's poll, 46% of people support having rain tomorrow while 36% are against. 24% are undecided.'