Opinion Poll Lovers Mugs

'Only 25 of me likes the mainstream G.O.P candidates, 25 of me likes the democratic candidates, which leaves 50 of me, that would be open to a third party or independent candidate.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

Health Care Crisis table.

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

NHS Stabbing Ward

Election Time

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

Give up Smoking!

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

'I'm feeling a little depressed, myself -- let's go think up some feel-good legislation.'

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

Babbling Idiot

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

Climate Change is Real

Frank integrates the modern, poll-driven, finger-in-the-wind brand of politics into his parenting style.

'You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote.'

Medvedev playing with EU.

'According to yesterday's poll, 46% of people support having rain tomorrow while 36% are against. 24% are undecided.'

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

"Surely I'm allowed an opinion!"