Opinion Poll Fanatic Mugs

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Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

The commentators want to run the officials...

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

News remote

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'Both parties shouted 'liar, liar, pants on fire' at the same time. It was a big first step towards bi-partisanship.'

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

You need to calm down, Snookums. I can't. I cannot take the perversion of economic theory. It is not socialism to collect taxes to pay for services like roads and schools, or police and fire and military, that are essential for economic development and social equity. Fair taxes are the lifeblood of a vibrant, thriving society! Give Momma the bullhorn. A bullhorn in every pot!

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

Election Celebration: '...we're celebrating the end of the 2012 political campaigns.'

'Since 'demonizing'of political rivals is so popular, I've decided to run.'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Bush Senior.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out James Carville?'

Babbling Idiot

Post Truth Bricks.

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

Frank integrates the modern, poll-driven, finger-in-the-wind brand of politics into his parenting style.

I'm here for the free stuff!

"A burrito with eggs eating in the evening or one with beef and beans eaten in the morning, which has a stronger claim to the name"breakfast burrito'?" This debate is not focusing on the questions that are important to me.

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'