Opinion Poll Fanatic Pillows

Election Time

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

The commentators want to run the officials...

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

News remote

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'Both parties shouted 'liar, liar, pants on fire' at the same time. It was a big first step towards bi-partisanship.'

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'Since 'demonizing'of political rivals is so popular, I've decided to run.'

Election Celebration: '...we're celebrating the end of the 2012 political campaigns.'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Bush Senior.

Babbling Idiot

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

Post Truth Bricks.

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

Frank integrates the modern, poll-driven, finger-in-the-wind brand of politics into his parenting style.

I'm here for the free stuff!

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

'According to yesterday's poll, 46% of people support having rain tomorrow while 36% are against. 24% are undecided.'