Opinion Poll Critic Gifts

'No, I'm not going to stop back when you have an opinion.'

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Skeptic Tank.

Trump secret police

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Why do you hate the media?

The Canary in the Coal Mine

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Fun with Fascism

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

State of the Union

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

The Art of Misdirection

Republicans Have To Cheat in Order Remain a Viable Party

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020