Opinion Poll Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Geez, you're the worst focus group I've ever seen."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

"One day son,a ll this will be yours."

'According to yesterday's poll, 46% of people support having rain tomorrow while 36% are against. 24% are undecided.'

'If there was an election tomorrow...which opinion poll would you vote for?'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Armageddon

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

New Resident of Downing Street

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Europe and immigration.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

2020 Swiss barmy knife

Denazification

The House of Commons.

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

George Papandreou.

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

The Monroe Doctrine

Bush farewell.

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

The Struggle Over Europe