Poll Fanatic Gifts

Random sample.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Trump

DUNVOTIN

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

The Russian Election.

Elections

Roe v. Wade

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Arizona In Black

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

British Prime Minister

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'What I have to do first?!'

John F. Kennedy

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

John F. Kennedy

Netanyahu versus Gantz

US Capitol Building Toppled

Joe Biden

Rock and a Hard Place

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

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