Politico Aficionado Gifts

Such an Important Election. But Why?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

That's What Happens

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

The Russian Election.

Roe v. Wade

DUNVOTIN

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Trump

British Prime Minister

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Arizona In Black

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'What I have to do first?!'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

John F. Kennedy