Football Politics Aficionado Gifts

'We, Fifa, are the first to recognize the annexation of the Crimea.'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Political convention

Punt Cake

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

That's What Happens

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Bears

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

The Russian Election.

DUNVOTIN

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Trump

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

British Prime Minister

Roe v. Wade

Arizona In Black

Mohamed Salah