Sports Politic Enthusiast Gifts

Vladimir Putin visits Xi Jinping for the Winter Olympics

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Football Chameleon

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Political convention

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Monica Seles

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Gary turns 40.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A day at the transgenic races