Sports Politic Enthusiast Gifts

Vladimir Putin visits Xi Jinping for the Winter Olympics

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Football Chameleon

Political convention

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."