Football Politics Aficionado Pillows

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Punt Cake

Political convention

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Bears

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

DUNVOTIN

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Trump

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Arizona In Black

Roe v. Wade

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

British Prime Minister

The Russian Election.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'