Retro Politics Fan Gifts

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I think you may be getting them mixed up-Perot is the one with charts, and Perdue is the one with chickens."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Hip Operation

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

'Same address, 20 years later'