Historical Politics Fan Gifts

'If the election were being held today, would you vote for a Kennedy or a Clinton?'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Maypole

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

Barak Obama on the Globe

The Race to Ukraine

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

'Is it organic?'

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

William Hague as Churchill.

Obama holding up the earth

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

Ugly Bedfellows

"Without further ado, please welcome the real 'Indiana Jones!'"

Saddam says 'I challenge you ...George W Bush to a debate...in English' - Bush replies ' ...now I know how cruel & evil you really are.'

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Self - toppling

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'

Greek Crisis

At the Lost Gods Home

"That isn't allowed either."

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

Biden Wins