Historical Politics Fan Gifts

'If the election were being held today, would you vote for a Kennedy or a Clinton?'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Maypole

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

The Race to Ukraine

Barak Obama on the Globe

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

'Is it organic?'

William Hague as Churchill.

"Did we get the line item veto?"

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

Obama holding up the earth

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

At the Lost Gods Home

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

"That isn't allowed either."

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'

Saddam says 'I challenge you ...George W Bush to a debate...in English' - Bush replies ' ...now I know how cruel & evil you really are.'

Greek Crisis

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Self - toppling

Biden Wins

God and the Devil play poker