Family Democracy Fan Gifts

The daughter and the cat agree.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

John F. Kennedy

A child as a pet substitute.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"We need to have a serious talk."

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Pollster

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

Bears: 'Mummy, mummy can I sleep over at Jessica's this winter.'

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'