Family Dynamics Fan Gifts

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'I was very upset when I found my son smoking a whole bag of pot by himself... I've always taught him to share.'

"I feel like we've grown apart."

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

'You want to speak to the head of the household? There is no head of the household. My parents are into shared decision making.'

'Used to be cute as a button. Now he's just a pain in the button.'

'Must you take your work home with you?'

A baby meets his new freaky family. Please don't be looking at me...

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'Carry mother in first.'

"My family never went in for therapy but then my family wasn't nuts."

"He's the black sheep of the family."

Five Fundamental Forces

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

'Hi Craig. Its Tanya. Remember me? Spring break?... Cancun?... And that one crazy,wonderful night of unbridled night of passion? Yeah, well there's someone you should meet.'

"Quit blaming your mother. And get your feet off the couch."

"I was looking at you. I didn't know you wanted me to listen, too."

'It breaks a father's heart when his son is less successful than him. Heh, heh.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Dad, Mum thinks it's time you knew I'm gay"

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

'I'm not sure that this degree of competition is entirely healthy.'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

Therapy Camp

Going back for the Holidays

"When I told you we were pregnant, what did you think I meant?"

Well, obviously we can't live with my parents

I don't know how Daisy's mom found out she had kittens.

"Sorry - my mom made me bring my little brother with me."

"Quack." "Quack." "Oi."

Mom's Mortuary

"I think the lodger's settling in."

Audience with the Parent