Family Dynamics Fans Gifts

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"This is my son Sam, the doctor; my son Winston, the lawyer; and my son Alden, the lawnblower."

"An 'Embarassment of riches'….? That would be not having any."

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

'Don't blame me for suing you, Mom and dad. You're the ones who wanted me to be a lawyer.'

"We're living la vida yoga!"

Convict returning home - "Mom, dad's home from his top secret mission overseas." (Colour)

"He just said his first cheap, throw-away comment"

'I'm sure Mother didn't mean it to be an invasion.'

How will the growing Latino population change the educational system?

"Look at that...Gracie and your little brother are playing house."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

A child as a pet substitute.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'