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'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Well, let's stop arguing - we're both here now."

"The time of assertion and counter-assertion is upon us."

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

"Minister, could you explain your stance?"

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

"Now that we're down to three candidates, we're switching to a 'rock, paper, scissors' format."

"According to the polls the sun will come up tomorrow, but I think I'll wait and see..."

In Support of our efforts in Iraq, Obama returns his American flag pin to his lapel.

"Sorry Fellas, you're too old."

Truth

'The theme of tonight's debate is 'lemon meringue'.'

But - he was in last place! (Barack Obama is victorious).

Pot and Kettle

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

VP debate.

Voting in the American Elections.

Presidential debate in the USA

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'This is great comedy. You were smart to record all the candidates' campaign promises.'

VOTE, 'Look, I'm a shallow, corrupt person -- If you elect me, I'll never bother you with a bunch of ideological stuff!'

'It should be a good debate: Their policies are poles apart...'

'I refuse to lower myself to my opponent's tactics.'

Mistaken Identities.

Impeachment

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

'I know the voter well enough to position myself so they follow me wherever they want to go.'

"Unfortunately Mr. Trump is unable to join us but he has sent along some hats with sayings on them."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"Oh, it's just what I wanted, a box-set of Brexit debates."

"There are 324 million people in American - is this the best we can do?"

Donald Trump: Poking the Bear...