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Give Bots the Right to Vote

'I'll take your money when you're ready.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Political Analysis

The Real Crime is Not the Crime We Care About

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

The George Bush Library Tour.

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Impeachment

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

News remote

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Chuck Schumer

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Bring on the Crazy

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Two Americas

The delegitimization effort.