Religion Discussion Fan Gifts

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

"Amen, brother."

If there were no religion...s

How Noah did it.

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

Osmoses.

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

"Your bible is catching on, and we'd like you to make some personal appearances in Nineveh, Tyre and Jericho."

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

Hellish Competition

"This is a weird frat."

'Turning water to wine hasn't been one his finer moments.'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'