Religion Discussion Fan Gifts

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

If there were no religion...s

"Amen, brother."

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

Hellish Competition

"This is a weird frat."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Turning water to wine hasn't been one his finer moments.'

"Your bible is catching on, and we'd like you to make some personal appearances in Nineveh, Tyre and Jericho."

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."