Discussion Fan Gifts

'For now, just watch it -- we can dissect the plot later!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Impeachment

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Political Analysis

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

The George Bush Library Tour.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Chuck Schumer

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

George Will

The partisan cafe

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Bring on the Crazy

Two Americas