Religious Dialogue Fan Gifts

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we arguing about politics, religion or emoji misuse?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Obey the Book or be damned!

Urp! Homo Eructus.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

"Normally I'm an Episcopalian, but I wouldn't miss this for the world. . ."

"You sure are a passionate defender of what you imagine the bible says."

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"

Bento XVI.

"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses - No soliciting.

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."

"Christian Conservative Church Today's sermon: 'Thou shall not judge: any straight, white, Republican man.' The rest of you are going to Hell"

"I think he wants you to listen for awhile."

"Your god had the opportunity to forbid slavery. But instead he chose to forbid women in authority, bacon, and masturbation. Clearly he wanted us to be miserable."

"You need to learn how to handle conflicting views the Christian way."

'The trouble is if you want to believe in the Da Vinci Code you've got to believe in Jesus first.'

"That's not his real name, of course. His real name is Yeshua. It was translated into Greek as 'Içsous'. Then English translators misspelled it as 'Jesus'. Christians have been saying it wrong ever since...... ...I'm sorry to interrupt you. You were

"No idea worth believing requires coercion."

Bishop saying, "Heel! I said Heel!" to U.S. Catholics

"Apparently Jesus died and turned white for our sins."

'This has nothing to do with the election!'

'I did not believe in God before. But then I saw this poster, with clouds on it, and now I totally do!'

"My parents wanted me to join the priesthood, but I didn't think I'd have the stomach for that much controversy."

"I see you're saying grace. You should pray to me - I'll actually respond."