Religious Dialogue Fan Gifts

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we arguing about politics, religion or emoji misuse?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Obey the Book or be damned!

Urp! Homo Eructus.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

Ok, ok

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"

"You sure are a passionate defender of what you imagine the bible says."

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

"Normally I'm an Episcopalian, but I wouldn't miss this for the world. . ."

Bento XVI.

Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses - No soliciting.

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."

"Christian Conservative Church Today's sermon: 'Thou shall not judge: any straight, white, Republican man.' The rest of you are going to Hell"

"Your god had the opportunity to forbid slavery. But instead he chose to forbid women in authority, bacon, and masturbation. Clearly he wanted us to be miserable."

"I think he wants you to listen for awhile."

Extremism Is OK As Long As It's Christian

"You need to learn how to handle conflicting views the Christian way."

"That's not his real name, of course. His real name is Yeshua. It was translated into Greek as 'Içsous'. Then English translators misspelled it as 'Jesus'. Christians have been saying it wrong ever since...... ...I'm sorry to interrupt you. You were

'The trouble is if you want to believe in the Da Vinci Code you've got to believe in Jesus first.'

"My parents wanted me to join the priesthood, but I didn't think I'd have the stomach for that much controversy."

Bishop saying, "Heel! I said Heel!" to U.S. Catholics

'I did not believe in God before. But then I saw this poster, with clouds on it, and now I totally do!'

'This has nothing to do with the election!'

"Apparently Jesus died and turned white for our sins."

"No idea worth believing requires coercion."