Religious Debate Fan Gifts

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

The George Bush Library Tour.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Impeachment

Self Checkout

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

The partisan cafe

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

George Will

Chuck Schumer

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Bring on the Crazy

Two Americas

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

The delegitimization effort.

Equal Time for All Christians

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'. . . But where's the beef?'