Religious Debate Fan Pillows

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Impeachment

Self Checkout

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

The delegitimization effort.

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

The partisan cafe

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Chuck Schumer

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'. . . But where's the beef?'

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'