Religious Discourse Fan Pillows

"Hey, I like this guy!"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

Trappist Monk Discord

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Political Analysis

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

Moral Outrage.

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Obey the Book or be damned!

"Amen, brother."

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

"Can we discuss this?"

How Noah did it.