Religious Discourse Fan Pillows

"Hey, I like this guy!"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

Tiny Visions

A surprise in heaven

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Political Analysis

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

Moral Outrage.

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

Obey the Book or be damned!

"Amen, brother."

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"Can we discuss this?"

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'