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Bento XVI.

'Yes, all at once!'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

Attila the Nun.

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

Corruption trial in the Vatican

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'But everybody does that stuff!'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

'Doesn't this 'chosen people' thing sound a little nepotistic?'

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

"The commandments are publishable, but they need to be shorter. I'd lose everything after 10."

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

If there were no religion...s