Divine Discussion Enthusiast Pillows

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

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A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

"I stand corrected..."

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."