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'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

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"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Conversation between Dogs.

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

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A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."