Divine Dialogue Devotees Pillows

"I think he wants you to listen for awhile."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

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'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"I'm a little disappointed you don't actually talk the same as in the KJV Bible."

Night of the Living Well-Read

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Opposing viewpoint.

"At random IS the plan..."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

The intellectual and the wise

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

Joe's: 'Opinions on anything & everything!'