Divine Dialogue Devotees Pillows

"I think he wants you to listen for awhile."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

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'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"I'm a little disappointed you don't actually talk the same as in the KJV Bible."

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

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Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!

"At random IS the plan..."

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Opposing viewpoint.

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

Joe's: 'Opinions on anything & everything!'