Dialogue Devotees Pillows

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"I just realised that I'm talking to myself."

The intellectual and the wise

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Dialogue

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Exciting potato bugs.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

2016 election squabbles!

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

"Don't forget - I was manipulating the will of the people before manipulating the will of the people was cool."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'