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"I just realised that I'm talking to myself."

The intellectual and the wise

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Dialogue

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

2016 election squabbles!

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Brexit

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'