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"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

The intellectual and the wise

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'Just because!'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"Would you mind not interrupting? I'm trying to have a sensible conversation."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."