Animal Dialogue Devotees Prints

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

The intellectual and the wise

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

'Just because!'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

"Would you mind not interrupting? I'm trying to have a sensible conversation."

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'