Deer Dialogue Devotee Prints

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'Play dead.'

The intellectual and the wise

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'Just because!'

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

"Would you mind not interrupting? I'm trying to have a sensible conversation."

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.