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'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

'Just because!'

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

The intellectual and the wise

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

"Would you mind not interrupting? I'm trying to have a sensible conversation."

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'See,there's what we are doing wrong.We always stop and look back.'