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Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Of course you have fleas, what would be the point of scratching if we didn't all have fleas?'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'Play dead.'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'