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"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Exciting potato bugs.

Conversation between Dogs.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

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Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

'Play dead.'

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

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'A page from Sylvester Stallone's newest film script.'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

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Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...