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"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'

"Barking can be very affirmational."

Catsplaining: Actually, Jerry, cats need to eat seven times a day to stay healthy

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

'I wouldn't say I'm apathetic, I just don't give a hoot.'

Beef Encounter.

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."