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Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"Have your people call my people."

We have a dream....

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Nato Membership

"Spoiler alert...Z."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'What a control freak!'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

The next drone flight

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

The Deal of a Century

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

Samuel Johnson

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.