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E-Bahgum Mail

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

Scottish Dialect

Sign on door of FA reads: 'open early doors. Closed at the end of the day'.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

"Say 'eh.'"

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"A haand gel...!?"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'