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"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

Werewolves of London, Ontario

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Scottish Dialect

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

A Parrot Repeats His Owner's Curses For A Baseball Team

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'

"We've a phone tap on Paul Gascoigne. Quick! Get a translator!"

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

"I detect an accent — one that's down on its luck and has had too much to drink."

'The biggest adjustment to relocating on the west coast is calling people 'dude'.'

"Curds and whey before spin class – are you nuts?!"

An Englishman and a Scotsman.

"We're almost to Britain, Captain. Might be a good time to practice your silent ARRRRs."

A northern cow

'We find the defendant Wilhelm Tell very,very guilty.'

'You're standing on his foot.'

"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

E-Bahgum Mail

Sign on door of FA reads: 'open early doors. Closed at the end of the day'.