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"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

Werewolves of London, Ontario

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Scottish Dialect

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

"I detect an accent — one that's down on its luck and has had too much to drink."

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'

A Parrot Repeats His Owner's Curses For A Baseball Team

I think what made me come home with you was your French accents. Great. Is it okay if I stop using it now?

"We've a phone tap on Paul Gascoigne. Quick! Get a translator!"

'The biggest adjustment to relocating on the west coast is calling people 'dude'.'

'You're standing on his foot.'

A northern cow

An Englishman and a Scotsman.

Ribbit. Rabbit. Ribbit. No, rabbit. Rabbit. Thit ribbit's iccent is thick!

Trump to Yo Semites

"We're almost to Britain, Captain. Might be a good time to practice your silent ARRRRs."

Let's not get into some expensive legal fight over the Yodel. I agree. I'm not fighting you. You're not? I've come up with my own e-reader that announces book titles aloud. It's called the Bindle. It announces the title in a erudite British accent. That way, it sounds like you're reading an important book that makes you smarter than other people. Accents. Brilliant. Color-Blinded* You unwashed miscreant. And programmable insults. *tinyyrl.comidbellbooks.

'We find the defendant Wilhelm Tell very,very guilty.'

"Curds and whey before spin class – are you nuts?!"

"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

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