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"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

Family.

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"

Werewolves of London, Ontario

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

Scottish Dialect

"I'm afraid I have to trim your wages."

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'

'What the blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam'wich!?'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

What're you doing? Shush. My homework. I'm studying Sean Hannity transcripts. I've got to understand how he can get so angry all the time. Every sentence is a brutal attack. It's awesome. Listening to his disgust is like listening to Mozart or Dylan. It's so pure. So right. Where to begin with what's wrong here. I'd love to hear Dylan sing a Hannity medley.

"These must be some other kind of patriotic work she can do."

A Parrot Repeats His Owner's Curses For A Baseball Team

I think what made me come home with you was your French accents. Great. Is it okay if I stop using it now?

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

Damn the Dam

'The biggest adjustment to relocating on the west coast is calling people 'dude'.'

Scouse Opticians

'I reckon your scouse accent has really got it flummoxed!'

'We're looking for somewhere with some character and class... somewhere like Barnsley.'

Ribbit. Rabbit. Ribbit. No, rabbit. Rabbit. Thit ribbit's iccent is thick!

Northern stereotype on website called 'Eee-By- Gum- Bay'.

'I've been blackberry picking!'

A northern cow

'Yorkshire Office' 'IN' and 'OWT' trays

"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

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