Regional Dialect Admirer Gifts

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Family.

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"

Werewolves of London, Ontario

Scottish Dialect

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

"I'm afraid I have to trim your wages."

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'

A Parrot Repeats His Owner's Curses For A Baseball Team

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"These must be some other kind of patriotic work she can do."

'What the blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam'wich!?'

Damn the Dam

'The biggest adjustment to relocating on the west coast is calling people 'dude'.'

A northern cow

Northern stereotype on website called 'Eee-By- Gum- Bay'.

Scouse Opticians

'I reckon your scouse accent has really got it flummoxed!'

'Yorkshire Office' 'IN' and 'OWT' trays

'We're looking for somewhere with some character and class... somewhere like Barnsley.'

"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

E-Bahgum Mail

Gangster exits sex shop with 'blow up moll'.