Regional Dialect Seeker Gifts

A northern cow

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Scouse For Beginners

"I detect an accent – money?"

Family.

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

Werewolves of London, Ontario

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Scottish Dialect

'My course covers all the dead languages.'

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

'Birmingham AY to ZEE'

"This school has too many immigrants."

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'What the blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam'wich!?'

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

"We've a phone tap on Paul Gascoigne. Quick! Get a translator!"

'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'The biggest adjustment to relocating on the west coast is calling people 'dude'.'

Scouse Opticians

"Do you think it might be Welsh?"

'I reckon your scouse accent has really got it flummoxed!'

"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

E-Bahgum Mail

"As far as I know, Rudy is the first person in East Hampton to wear Cajun."

Sign on door of FA reads: 'open early doors. Closed at the end of the day'.

Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.

"You may be a big shot at the New York office, Miller, but here in Des Moines we do things differently."