Regional Dialect Seeker Gifts

A northern cow

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Scouse For Beginners

"I detect an accent – money?"

Family.

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

Werewolves of London, Ontario

Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-03-28).

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Scottish Dialect

'My course covers all the dead languages.'

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

'Birmingham AY to ZEE'

"This school has too many immigrants."

'What the blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam'wich!?'

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'

"We've a phone tap on Paul Gascoigne. Quick! Get a translator!"

'The biggest adjustment to relocating on the west coast is calling people 'dude'.'

Scouse Opticians

'I reckon your scouse accent has really got it flummoxed!'

"Do you think it might be Welsh?"

Your kitchen should get its act together. This is Manhattan clam chowder, and yet the fly in this soup has a New England accent.

E-Bahgum Mail

"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

Sign on door of FA reads: 'open early doors. Closed at the end of the day'.

"As far as I know, Rudy is the first person in East Hampton to wear Cajun."

Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.

Posh fan corrects pronunciation at Liverpool football match.