Regional Accents Gifts

"Fuggedaboutit!"

Scouse Opticians

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

California Beverages Map

Scouse For Beginners

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

Family.

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Werewolves of London, Ontario

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"

Yo! The Amboys!

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'What the blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam'wich!?'

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'

"That's Ben. He's utterly ruthless and calculation, but in a nice, midwestern sort of way."

'The biggest adjustment to relocating on the west coast is calling people 'dude'.'

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

Bed, Bath & Younder

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

Backroad cuisine: REDHOT SWEDE...Minnesota - style chili

A northern cow

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

'I reckon your scouse accent has really got it flummoxed!'

'They say all the best comics come from Liverpool don't they - wait until you hear Spot's Scouse accent!'

'Please, just wipe my mind not my posh accent!'

OWT - NOWT.

"Please stay on the line while we try to locate someone in tech support whose accent you'll understand."

'I shouldn't worry, apparently it's a very common complaint within your demographic.'

"As far as I know, Rudy is the first person in East Hampton to wear Cajun."

Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.