Northern Accent Lover Gifts

Yorkshire man sits at computer, screen reads; eBay gum.

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"A haand gel...!?"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Latest Aye Phone

"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Sorry I thought you were British – I'm just terrible with accents.

Werewolves of London, Ontario

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

Newcastle United: 'Can you have Mr Souness's Geordie inerpreter sent into the boardroom.'

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

"Just because the preacher is from Alabama doesn't mean he's speaking in tongues."

"Would you please speak more slowly and with a different accent?"

'Birmingham AY to ZEE'

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'Open wide and say 'Ooh ahrr'.'

'What an interesting accent? Is it Norwegian? Have you tried finding your roots?'

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'